Famous male dead or alive and why
Bradley Walsh-to see if he is actually funny in real life

Famous female dead or alive and why
Marie Antoinette- did she really say “Let them eat cake!” or not?

Male character
Mr Darcy- phwoarr! (shirtless, of course)

Female character
Hilda Ogden- has she still got her curlers in?

Venue
The Blackpool tower ballroom

Chef to cook dinner
Mr Blobby

Main course
Tripe and onions

Dessert
Jam roly poly and custard

Drinks
2 bottles of Vimto and a Watneys red barrel

Consequence
2 happy couples!

Famous male dead or alive and why
Prince Harry- he’s a divisive character

Famous female dead or alive and why
Anne, frosty knickers on “The Chase”

Male character
John Lennon- He can sing for his supper

Female character
Elsa from “Frozen” because she could tempt Harry away from you know who!

Venue
Edinburgh castle- stands out and easy to locate

Chef to cook dinner
The Galloping Gourmet

Main course
Traditional Sunday Dinner

Dessert
A handsome man (not gay) ?!!

Drinks
Beetlejuice

Consequence
Prince William appears and knocks Harry into next week!

Famous male dead or alive and why
Napoleon Bonaparte- am intrigued as to his high opinion of his invincibility

Famous female dead or alive and why
Brigitte Bardot very opinionated!

Male character
Jason Bourne- just because I like him!

Female character
Ophelia so beautiful and Hamlet loved her

Venue
Mansfield Market Place

Chef to cook dinner
Jamie Oliver

Main course
Liver and Onions because its good for children and adults alike

Dessert
Isles Flottantes

Drinks
Sex on the Beach

Consequence
Is that a drink? If not here’s my number 012349876