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WFF! - The Christmas Limericks

by Louise Fanfarillo.

1.

There once was a very bad elf
Who lived on a very high shelf
So naughty was she
That she raided the tree
And ate all the chocolate herself

2.

There was a young elf named Zac
Who stole all the gifts in his sack
When Christmas Eve came
He felt full of shame
And decided to give then all back